Horny

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"
 The doctor asks, "What's your problem?"
The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work,

Woman meets with her lover

A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

Doctors Office

There was a girl that came into the doctors office. Then awed by her beauty all his professionalism goes right out the window. 

Why do guys always have to say: I’m

Why Do Guys Always Have To Say:

I’m Going To Court You Now For You To Be My Girl.

Boys Are Idiot

If boy is in love

His parents will say

Idiot,who is that girl?

Man And Woman In Bus

A man was sitting in bus his elbow touched a woman breast. 

They are both quite startled. 

Doggy Style

A woman went to see doctor with inflamed knees.

Doctor:Can you think of any reason why the might hurt?

Difference between, a penis and a Bonus

Difference between, a penis and a Bonus?

Difference between your wife and your job

Difference between your wife and your job?

Doctor Advice

Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you? 

Bikni

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..

but men r very decent.

Sky And Skirt

What Is The Difference Between Sky And

Skirt.?………..

How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?

Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?