Johnny wanted to have s#x

Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else... 

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to 

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me 

screw you. But the girl said NO. 

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on 

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the 

time you pick it up. "
 

She thought for a moment and said that she would have 

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story. 

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the 

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his 

pants down." 

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour 

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call. 

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and 

asks what happened. 

She responded, "The idiot used coins!"