Men don’t want to answer

This is why men don’t want to answer

questions

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died?

Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!

WIFE: 'Why not? Don’t you like being

married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn’t you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I’d get married

again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it’s a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our

bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures

with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the

proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewellery?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I’m sure she’d want her

own.'

WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'

HUSBAND: 'No, she’s size 6.'

WIFE: — silence –

HUSBAND: 's---.'