Daughter

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming

to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage

and u’re chewing gum....

That’s a sign of

disrespect!

Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink

or smoke.

Father-In-Law : You mean u drink &

smoke and u’re here to seek my

daughter’s hand in marriage?

Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go

to the club.

Father-In-Law : U club too?

Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing

when i came out of prison.

Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison

before? Oh my God!

Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed

somebody!!.

Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer???

Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It

was a certain man that didn’t allow me

to marry his daughter so i killed him.

Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my

son. U are on the right track. U’re

absolutely the right Man for my

Daughter :-] ..