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JOB INTERVIEW


JOB INTERVIEW
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Jerry : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Jerry : Open the fridge. Put the elephant
in. Close the fridge


Boss : What are the four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Jerry : Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are
there except one, why?
Jerry : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a
pool filled with crocodiles?
Jerry : She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old
lady still died. Why?
Jerry : Er....I guess she drowned....err....

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick which
fell from the airplane. That’s the
problem, you are not focused on your
job....You may leave now!!!

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